Don't ever put 13 balls in your logo design
Unless of course you're doing some weird witchcrafty, male-orgy, type thing.
Wednesday, February 21, 2007
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3 comments:
Brussels Airlines Notice to all Pilots:
Due to recent threats by the number 13 - we are requiring all pilots to follow these strict guidelines.
1) When drinking before a flight, never have 13 beers, as this may be unlucky. Always go for 14 (or 12 if you can't handle 14- pussy).
2) Never land at 1:00pm - everyone knows this is really 13:00.
3) No flights to Beijing, China - as it is ranked the 13th largest city in the world.
4) Never under any circumstances fly the plane at any altitude with the number 13. This includes multiples of 13 such as 26, 39, 52... etc.
5) Avoid any announcements containing 13 words, for example: "We will be arriving in London shortly, thank you for flying Brussels Airlines."
6) Unfortunately, all of our 13 year-old pilots will be put on probation until they turn 14. Only then will you be allowed to resume your pilot positions.
7) All flights scheduled for Friday the 13th have been re-routed to Syria for "questioning".
8) All employee wages have been cut from $13/hour to $12/hour.
9) Return all company clothing marked with our old logo - so it may be re-stitched with our much luckier 14 Ball logo.
10) All pilots with 13 girls marked on their "mile high club" member cards have only 2 weeks to banganother'one! Violators will face reprimand.
11) On another note, please stop urinating in business class coffee.
12) Last, but not least - please reassure any customers that we have done our best to eliminate the threat of any number 13 attacks on our flights.
Thank you for your understanding,
Brussels Airlines Management
oh lee. good times
Lee did you make that shit up!? I laughed out loud at work here. Sheit. Good times is right.
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